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So I’ve been meaning to do this for a while… Prepare yourselves for my review of 50 SHADES OF PINK!!!
50 Shades of Pink, the new saucy book that is sweeping women of the wizarding world off their broomsticks. It follows the power hungry Dolores Umbridge and her lover, Cornelius Fudge (The former minister of Magic) in their sexual escapades. With an unnerving lust for sex involving the Cruciatus curse, blood draining pens, and bright pink cat toys. This scandal-worth piece of erotica is perfect for the the train ride on the Hogwarts Express, a dark corner in Diagon Alley, a secluded seat at The Leaky Cauldron or Hog’s Head pub. Pick up your copy at Flourish and Blotts today and get it signed by the illustrious author, Gilderoy Lockhart.
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
john and sherlock getting married and asking lestrade to do their wedding video and when it comes to the vows/kiss lestrade gets so excited he yells “FINALLY” and nearly drops the camera
Happy 38th birthday, Benedict Cumberbatch! (19/07/1976)But mostly, I feel, compared with Cumberbatch, like someone going through existence with the contrast dial turned down. To him, it seems, everything is neon bright. The barbs may sting more sharply, but his sun must shine that much brighter. - Stuart McGurk from British GQ (x)
what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears